Wednesday, September 2, 2009


.....I just realized that a lot of my stories start with "oh my gosh, I almost peed my pants".......maybe I should look into this.:) hahaha.


These jokes almost made me wet my pants....seriously! Enjoy!!:)
*At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.
*One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart. "
*I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

look at my tough guy!!

me and my sweet baby